Okay this one will pluck a few feathers, or let me be more direct, a couple of big boys' wives will be livid, and a bunch of Lagos IT girls will get caught in the crossfire as a result, but see me as I am eh... I DON’T LIKE PEACE, I LIKE TROUBLE ALWAYS!

WARNING: The content you are about to digest contains hard truths, side effects may include; nausea, sudden hair loss, and sweating under a.c

So it's no longer news that the soft girl era is in full effect, mummy if you don’t know what we are talking about, here is how I like to define it. The soft girl era is when a young lady is at the peak of her powers, her value in the sexual marketplace is at its zenith no pun intended. She doesn’t even have to be the prettiest in the room all she needs is that one advantage which you have unfortunately lost or you are gradually watching slip away, you guessed it, YOUTH. Of course, there are levels to this, you have soft girls in every social bracket, and every area code, but I am not in the mood to reminisce on my glory days in Surulere, and this isn’t Shanti Town please! However you want to take this tea I am spilling its on you, but I like to think being mad only causes cancer so I take the “we all had our day in the sun” type of approach. Today I won't be talking much I am just going ask our guest Phoebe some questions

Sugar Babies

Sheila: Hi Phoebe

(A young lady in her early 20's takes her eyes off her phone and smiles at our interviewer.)

Phoebe: Hi

Sheila: So just for our audience to get a little background what do you do and how did we meet?

The Interview

Phoebe: Oh my name is Phoebe I’ll spare you guys my last name, I am an entrepreneur, I sell men's luxury fashion across the bridge, I also own a spa it's on the top floor in the same building as my boutique

Sheila: Sorry to jump in, but for clarity, we are currently in Ikoyi and across the bridge is Lekki Phase 1?

Phoebe: Correct

Sheila: Also you said men's fashion, is the spa unisex?

Phoebe(giggling): Of course the spa is for everyone

Sheila(Stern look): You know we are recording both audio and video on this set so don’t lie, who patronizes your spa more, men or women?

Phoebe(Eyes roll back in thought for a second): MEN....... but there is an obvious reason for that, the boutique is downstairs so most times after a bit of retail therapy some guys fancy a lil massage therapy. We have a resident barber plus an A plus chef who mans a well-stocked kitchen so African cuisine or continental flavors, all al-la-carte of course.

Sheila(Jaws dropped): Osa Mudia! PHOEBE! How old are you?

Phoebe(excited grin): I’ll be 26 in December! Can’t wait!

Sheila: My dear knowing what I know now you better wish you could stay 25, but let's double back to the second part of my initial question because I believe the answer will be a perfect Segway into our topic for today.

How did we meet?

Phoebe: Oh yea, I made an appointment with your company to view an apartment Gray, gray something sha

Sheila: Its GrayScale REALTORS please please me I no longer possess the goods to own a boutique and spa where they barb hair al-a-carte

Phoebe: It’s the food that’s al-a-carte the haircuts are bespoke

Sheila: See this small pikin o! Do you know I am old enough to be your aunty you are lucky I need this job...

Phoebe: I am sorry ma, you know I am a business woman I just saw an opportunity to promote my business since you said you can’t publicize the name of my store for my own safety.

Sheila: Sorry for yourself, oya how did we meet?

PHOEBE: Okay so I asked to see one of the properties I found on your site (www.grayscalerealtors.com) then we linked up for the inspection

Sheila: Please reframe from using terms like link up hook up you know this will end up as a blog post we don’t want to pop up on Google for the wrong keyword searches T for thanks

Phoebe: Oh okay you are so funny those terms are so last year but I feel you...

Sheila: Moving on, please can you tell our audience how much the rent was for the unit you inspected?

Phoebe: Oh it was 18m

Sheila: For one 9 years or what?

Phoebe: Oh my word you are hilarious, No per annum

Sheila: So at 25 you are renting house for 18m

ODOGWU pays my RENT!"

Phoebe(shocked Sheila would even ask): "Of course not,

Sheila(further stunned): Ladies and gentlemen my producers have asked that we pause the interview for effect, just to let all that sink in, but don’t worry Phoebe and I had a long chat, and seeing as this is an experiment I want to see if this gist is giving tea vibes for you guys before we go all the way in, trust me the girl na tatafo with mad vibes.

If I can get enough engagement on this teaser my boss has said he will give me a little more rope to run my crazy ideas, so we can all gather here and cook soup regularly.

By the way, I paid for the video guys myself so please help your girl, I no get bouti-spar-ala carte-salon, your likes and shares will be highly appreciated. Plus if you are a tatafo like me, you definitely want to read the next three parts of this interview hit the subscribe button and leave me your details, I will personally ensure you get notified as soon as part two drops. Thank you all for the love and I'll see you soon.

Please do not forget to visit www.grayscalerealtors.com for all your property management needs GrayScale REALTORS ~ “Because Naija is never Black and White”

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